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421I like noise. I need noise. When it's too quiet, I can hear my brain cells dying. Share on Facebook      
422I like pigs better than cat and dogs. Dogs are subservient and look up to man. Cats are aloof and look down on man. A pig, however, will look you in the eye, and see his equal. Share on Facebook      
423I like to bring a flashlight to the movies and just have all the rows move down for no reason. Share on Facebook      
424I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit . Share on Facebook      
425I like to get a good jump on worrying about something. Share on Facebook      
426I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire. Share on Facebook      
427I like to hang out with ugly stupid people... They make me feel smarter and hotter at the same time. Share on Facebook      
428I like to leave messages before the beep. Share on Facebook      
429I like to reminisce with people I don't know. Share on Facebook      
430I like to skate on the other side of the ice. Share on Facebook      
431I like to tease my plants when I water them -- I water them with ice cubes. Share on Facebook      
432I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man. Share on Facebook      
433I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. Share on Facebook      
434I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles. Share on Facebook      
435I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you. Share on Facebook      
436I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. Share on Facebook      
437I listen to the police band on my CB radio. Once I dialed 911 and dedicated a crime to my girlfriend. Share on Facebook      
438I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there. Share on Facebook      
439I live the same as I type: Fast and with lots of mistakes. Share on Facebook      
440I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. Share on Facebook