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421After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance. Share on Facebook      
422After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in? Share on Facebook      
423After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.' Share on Facebook      
424After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. Share on Facebook      
425Afternoon: that part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning. Share on Facebook      
426Age and knowledge don't always come together. Sometimes you just get the age... Share on Facebook      
427Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. Share on Facebook      
428Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. Share on Facebook      
429Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone. Share on Facebook      
430Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Share on Facebook      
431Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. Share on Facebook      
432Age is important only if you're cheese and wine. Share on Facebook      
433Age is just a number and mine is un-listed. Share on Facebook      
434Ahh, sweet pity. Where would my love-life have been without it? Share on Facebook      
435AIBOHPHOBIA - the fear of palindromes. Share on Facebook      
436Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor Share on Facebook      
437Air travel: Breakfast in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Brazil. Share on Facebook      
438Alarm clock: a small, mechanical device to wake up people without children. Share on Facebook      
439Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. Share on Facebook      
440Alcohol doesn't solve any problems...but then again, neither does milk. Share on Facebook