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401The question is not who is Roy Rogers, but who ARE Roy Rogers. Share on Facebook      
402The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me? Share on Facebook      
403The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. Share on Facebook      
404The quickest way to make tossed salad is to give fresh vegetables to an 18-month-old child. Share on Facebook      
405The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't." Well, I hope you don't drive sober either, Mr. Healey. You're blind, for God's sake! Share on Facebook      
406The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. Share on Facebook      
407The real problem concerning your leisure is how to keep other people from using it. Share on Facebook      
408The real reason women live longer than men because they don't have to live with women. Share on Facebook      
409The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common "enemy". Share on Facebook      
410The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions. Share on Facebook      
411The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. Share on Facebook      
412The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. Share on Facebook      
413The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before. Share on Facebook      
414The revolution will not be televised. Share on Facebook      
415The reward of a thing well done is to have done it. Share on Facebook      
416The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. Share on Facebook      
417The road to success is always under construction. Share on Facebook      
418The road to success is marked with many tempting parking places. Share on Facebook      
419The roundest knight at King Arthur's table was Sir Cumference. Share on Facebook      
420The rush from running an amber light is like 10 seconds of good sex, if a bus does it is that 10 seconds of group sex? Share on Facebook