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401I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much. Share on Facebook      
402I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry. Share on Facebook      
403I know I'm getting old... last year my insurance company sent me half a calendar. Share on Facebook      
404I know I'm getting old... last year my insurance company sent me half a calendar. Share on Facebook      
405I know Karate! ...and several other Japanese words. Share on Facebook      
406I know my biology; it's your biology I don't know. Share on Facebook      
407I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York. Share on Facebook      
408I know UNIX, PASCAL, C, FORTRAN, COBOL, and nineteen other high-tech words. Share on Facebook      
409I know when I'm going to die because my birth certificate has an expiration date on it. Share on Facebook      
410I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe somebody will adopt you. Share on Facebook      
411I know you know what I think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. Share on Facebook      
412I know you miss the Wainwrights, Bobby, but they were weak and stupid people - and that's why we have wolves and other large predators. Share on Facebook      
413I like being single. I'm always there when I need me. Share on Facebook      
414I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes. Share on Facebook      
415I like feminists - I think they're cute. Share on Facebook      
416I like Florida. Everything is in the eighties. The temperatures, the ages, and the IQs. Share on Facebook      
417I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one. Share on Facebook      
418I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Share on Facebook      
419I like my sex the way I like basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible. Share on Facebook      
420I like my women the way i like my coffee; Ground up and in the freezer Share on Facebook