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401Act my age? I've never been my age before. I have no experience. Share on Facebook      
402Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked. Share on Facebook      
403Adam and Eve were the first people on earth...Did they have belly buttons? Share on Facebook      
404Adam met Eve and turned over a new leaf. Share on Facebook      
405Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later. Share on Facebook      
406Adjure obfuscation. Share on Facebook      
407Adler's Distinction: Language is all that separates us from the lower animals, and from the bureaucrats. Share on Facebook      
408Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations. Share on Facebook      
409Adolescence and snow are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. Share on Facebook      
410Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. Share on Facebook      
411Adults are just kids who own money. Share on Facebook      
412Advice: what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't. Share on Facebook      
413After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !! Share on Facebook      
414After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead. Share on Facebook      
415After all is said and done, usually more is said than done. Share on Facebook      
416After hearing two eyewitness accounts of the same accident, you begin to wonder about history. Share on Facebook      
417After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion. Share on Facebook      
418After months of training, when you finally understand all of a programs commands, the new revised edition arrives with a new command structure. Share on Facebook      
419After our last argument, my wife told me: I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I've made in you. Share on Facebook      
420After the first of the year, I will start using my Muslim name...Seldom Bin Laid. Share on Facebook