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381When you are standing on the edge of a cliff a step forward is not progress. Share on Facebook      
382When you are trying to convince yourself something is right, it is usually wrong. Share on Facebook      
383When you ask someone to go somewhere with you, and they say no and then start explaining why, you say, "Just tell me the time, don't tell me how the watch works." Share on Facebook      
384When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Share on Facebook      
385When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on Share on Facebook      
386When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS. Share on Facebook      
387When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. Share on Facebook      
388When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly. Share on Facebook      
389When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet. Share on Facebook      
390When you get to the end of your rope...tie a knot and swing! Share on Facebook      
391When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. Share on Facebook      
392When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. Share on Facebook      
393When you give and don't expect anything back that's love. But if you give and expect a return it's an investment. Share on Facebook      
394When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Share on Facebook      
395When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies? Share on Facebook      
396When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. Share on Facebook      
397When you have nothing to say, say nothing. Share on Facebook      
398When you live in the past, it costs you the present. Share on Facebook      
399When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. Share on Facebook      
400When you shoot an arrow of truth, dip its point in honey. Share on Facebook