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381Ability is a good thing but stability is even better. Share on Facebook      
382Ability is like a check, it has no value unless it is cashed. Share on Facebook      
383Above all else: Sky. Share on Facebook      
384Absence -- that common cure of love. Share on Facebook      
385Absence makes the heart go wander. Share on Facebook      
386Absence makes the heart grow fungus. Share on Facebook      
387Accept it. Your parents HAVE had sex before. Share on Facebook      
388Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Share on Facebook      
389Access denied--nah nani na nah nah! Share on Facebook      
390Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. Share on Facebook      
391According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. Share on Facebook      
392According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars. Share on Facebook      
393According to a woman I heard talking yesterday, CoffeeMate can be used to make wonderful cream soups. Share on Facebook      
394According to my best recollection, I don't remember. Share on Facebook      
395According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist. Share on Facebook      
396According to Newton, nothing can travel at the speed of light. Not even light. Share on Facebook      
397According to the latest surveys, when making love, most married men fantasize that their wives aren't fantasizing. Share on Facebook      
398Accountants don't die, they just lose there balance. Share on Facebook      
399Acid: better living through chemistry. Share on Facebook      
400Acquaintance: a person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. Share on Facebook