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21You are right where you are supposed to be. Share on Facebook      
22You are SO going to be in porn. Share on Facebook      
23You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often. Share on Facebook      
24You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Share on Facebook      
25You better think about the future, for it's where you will spend the rest of your life. Share on Facebook      
26You can always get a job in international affairs because 90% of everything happens in a foreign country. Share on Facebook      
27You can always tell an alcoholic, but you can't tell him much. Share on Facebook      
28You can always tell an intelligent person...Their opinion is the same as yours. Share on Facebook      
29You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. Share on Facebook      
30You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. Share on Facebook      
31You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word. Share on Facebook      
32You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. Share on Facebook      
33You can fit a jar of bees into really big floppy shoes. Share on Facebook      
34You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom. Share on Facebook      
35You can get -anywhere- in ten minutes if you drive fast enough. Share on Facebook      
36You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. Share on Facebook      
37You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. Share on Facebook      
38You can have a great time with a bushel of apples and the doctor's wife. Share on Facebook      
39You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him think. Share on Facebook      
40You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think. Share on Facebook