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21Was the crucifixion just a dice game that got terribly, terribly out of hand? Share on Facebook      
22Wasting time is an important part of living. Share on Facebook      
23Water floats. Share on Facebook      
24Ways to Relieve Stress #10. Make up a language and ask people for directions. Share on Facebook      
25We all came on different ships, but we are in the same boat now. Share on Facebook      
26We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by. Share on Facebook      
27We all get heavier as we get older because there is a lot more information in our heads. Share on Facebook      
28We all live under the same sky, but we don't see the same horizon. Share on Facebook      
29We are all part of the ultimate statistic - ten out of ten die. Share on Facebook      
30We are all prawns in the game of life. Share on Facebook      
31We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour Share on Facebook      
32We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated. Share on Facebook      
33We are what we eat! - mmm, nuts! Share on Facebook      
34We buy things we don't need, with money we don't have, to impress people we don't know. Share on Facebook      
35We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. Share on Facebook      
36We can try to avoid making choices by doing nothing, but even that is a decision. Share on Facebook      
37We can't control the wind, but we have the power to adjust the sails. Share on Facebook      
38We Capricorns don't believe in horoscopes. Share on Facebook      
39We childproofed our homes but they are still getting in. Share on Facebook      
40We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. Share on Facebook