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21Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly alike. Share on Facebook      
22Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion. Share on Facebook      
23Television is bubble gum for the eyes. Share on Facebook      
24Television is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done. Share on Facebook      
25Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in our living rooms. Share on Facebook      
26Television: a medium. So called because it is neither rare, nor well done. Share on Facebook      
27Tell a man there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it Share on Facebook      
28Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it. Share on Facebook      
29Test link. Click under penalty of explosion. Share on Facebook      
30Thank God I'm an atheist. Share on Facebook      
31Thank you for not annoying me more than you do. Share on Facebook      
32Thanks for being a small, unnecessary part of my life! Share on Facebook      
33Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. Share on Facebook      
34That boy's about as sharp as a bag of wet mice. Share on Facebook      
35That guy is so old he shops at EXTREMELY Old Navy. Share on Facebook      
36That Jesus Christ guy is getting some terrible lag... it took him 3 days to respawn! Share on Facebook      
37That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it. Share on Facebook      
38That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all. Share on Facebook      
39That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore. Share on Facebook      
40That shirt of yours is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a "Shit Throw". Share on Facebook