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21People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people. Share on Facebook      
22People like you are the reason people like me need medication. Share on Facebook      
23People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! Provided we get cable tv. Share on Facebook      
24People said there will be a black president when pigs fly. 100 days after Obama, swine flu! Share on Facebook      
25People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body. Share on Facebook      
26People say that hard work never killed anybody, but did you ever know anybody who rested to death? Share on Facebook      
27People say that I don't have any points. but knives have points and I have a lot of knives so therefore I have a lot of points! Share on Facebook      
28People specialize in their area of greatest weakness. Share on Facebook      
29People sweat so that they don't catch fire while they're making love. Share on Facebook      
30People tell me I'm childish but I think they're just being poopyheads. Share on Facebook      
31People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves. Share on Facebook      
32People that are organized are just too lazy to look for things. Share on Facebook      
33People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening. Share on Facebook      
34People want the front of the bus, back of the church and center of attention. Share on Facebook      
35People who are always making allowances for themselves, soon go bankrupt. Share on Facebook      
36People who are resistant to change cannot resist change for the worse. Share on Facebook      
37People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" didn't really gave me a choice, did they? Share on Facebook      
38People who complain about the way the ball bounces usually dropped it. Share on Facebook      
39People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot. Share on Facebook      
40People who eat natural foods die from natural causes. Share on Facebook