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21OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans ? Share on Facebook      
22Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer. Share on Facebook      
23Old age comes at a bad time. Share on Facebook      
24Old age is nothing to worry about, except if you're a cheese. Share on Facebook      
25Old fishermen never die... they just smell that way. Share on Facebook      
26Old is when the porn movie you bring home is "Debby Does Dialysis." Share on Facebook      
27Old Macdonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement. Share on Facebook      
28Old programmers never die, they just lose their memory! Share on Facebook      
29Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away. Share on Facebook      
30Old soldiers never die. Young ones do. Share on Facebook      
31On a beautiful day like this it's hard to believe anyone can be unhappy.. but we'll work on it. Share on Facebook      
32On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot? Share on Facebook      
33On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was... surrounded by trees and bushes. Share on Facebook      
34On my walls I have pictures of the rooms on the second floor, so I never have to go upstairs. Share on Facebook      
35On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a beer ... in a tree. Share on Facebook      
36On the internet nothing is illegal, its all e-legal... Share on Facebook      
37On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path. Share on Facebook      
38On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key. Share on Facebook      
39On the other hand... You have different fingers. Share on Facebook      
40On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points. Share on Facebook