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21Never believe generalizations. Share on Facebook      
22Never buy a car you can't push. Share on Facebook      
23Never buy a Rolex from someone who is out of breath. Share on Facebook      
24Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him. Share on Facebook      
25Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until ALL the birds have gone South for the Winter. Share on Facebook      
26Never decide to buy something while listening to the salesman. Share on Facebook      
27Never deprive someone of hope; it may be all they have. Share on Facebook      
28Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. Share on Facebook      
29Never do card tricks for your poker buddies. Share on Facebook      
30Never do today that which will become someone else's responsibility tomorrow. Share on Facebook      
31Never drive faster than your Guardian Angel can fly. Share on Facebook      
32Never eat yellow snow. Share on Facebook      
33Never entrust your life to a surgeon with more than three Band-Aids on his fingers. Share on Facebook      
34Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. Share on Facebook      
35Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're out of good whiskey. Share on Facebook      
36Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic person and say, "Just who do you think you are?" Share on Facebook      
37Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. Share on Facebook      
38Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. Share on Facebook      
39Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. Share on Facebook      
40Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. Share on Facebook