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21Man has will, woman has way. Share on Facebook      
22Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Share on Facebook      
23Man is a peculiar creature. He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof andair-conditioned, and then eats in the yard. Share on Facebook      
24Man is born with two ends: one to sit on, and one to think with. Since the beginning of time, man's success or failure has been determined by the end he uses most. Share on Facebook      
25Man is the king of his castle . A king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches. Still think you're a man? Share on Facebook      
26Man who run behind car get exhausted. Share on Facebook      
27Man who run in front of car get tired. Share on Facebook      
28Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Share on Facebook      
29Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and carry on as if nothing happened. Share on Facebook      
30Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. Share on Facebook      
31Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains. Share on Facebook      
32Many folks know how to say nothing. Few know when. Share on Facebook      
33Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. Share on Facebook      
34Many great discoveries are made by not following instructions. Share on Facebook      
35Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours. Share on Facebook      
36Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. Share on Facebook      
37Many people, when they run into a telephone pole, blame the pole. Share on Facebook      
38Many women who think they have purchased a dress for a ridiculous price, have actually bought it for an absurd figure. Share on Facebook      
39Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Share on Facebook      
40Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative. Share on Facebook