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21Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. Share on Facebook      
22Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder. Share on Facebook      
23Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. Share on Facebook      
24Laugh and the world laughs with you. Puke... and you are on your own. Share on Facebook      
25Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. Share on Facebook      
26Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo. Share on Facebook      
27Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it! Share on Facebook      
28Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. Share on Facebook      
29Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up. Share on Facebook      
30Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile. Share on Facebook      
31Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Share on Facebook      
32Law of the Non-smoker: The smoke in a room will always flow to the only non-smoker, despite the number of fans. If there are two non-smokers in the room, the smoke will split in half to equally antagonize them. Share on Facebook      
33Laws are like sausages... it's better not to see them being made. Share on Facebook      
34Lawyer (n): Larval stage of Politician. Share on Facebook      
35Lawyer's creed: a man is innocent until proven broke. Share on Facebook      
36Lawyers have feelings too. Allegedly. Share on Facebook      
37Laziness is the only luxury that not even a millionaire can afford. Share on Facebook      
38Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. Share on Facebook      
39Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. Share on Facebook      
40Leadership is an opportunity to serve. It is not a trumpet call to self importance. Share on Facebook