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21Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. Share on Facebook      
22Just because I don't care doesn't mean I do... Share on Facebook      
23Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. Share on Facebook      
24Just because it doesn't exist doesn't mean I can't fall in it! Share on Facebook      
25Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one. Share on Facebook      
26Just because you're smart doesn't mean that the other guy is stupid. Share on Facebook      
27Just because you're so cocky, I'm going to blow you ... <painfully long pause> ... away. Share on Facebook      
28Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is. Share on Facebook      
29Just because your head is pointed, that doesn't mean you're sharp. Share on Facebook      
30Just give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt. Share on Facebook      
31Just plead the Fifth ... or drink it ... either way. Share on Facebook      
32Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. Share on Facebook      
33Just remember...You gotta break some eggs to make a real mess on the neighbor's car! Share on Facebook      
34Just say NO to negativity Share on Facebook      
35Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. Share on Facebook      
36Just when I was getting used to yesterday along came today. Share on Facebook      
37Just when you get really good at something, you won't need to do it anymore. Share on Facebook      
38Just when you think you've finally hit the bottom, someone tosses you a shovel. Share on Facebook