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21Getting screwed while everybody else is getting laid. Share on Facebook      
22Getting to work on time only makes the day longer. Share on Facebook      
23Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards in high heels Share on Facebook      
24Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one. Share on Facebook      
25Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are. Share on Facebook      
26Girls are like square numbers, if they're under 13 just do them in your head. Share on Facebook      
27Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass. Share on Facebook      
28Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. Share on Facebook      
29Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Share on Facebook      
30Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and it'll eat for weeks! Share on Facebook      
31Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish. Share on Facebook      
32Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Share on Facebook      
33Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. Share on Facebook      
34Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Share on Facebook      
35Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler. Share on Facebook      
36Give me ambiguity or give me something else Share on Facebook      
37Give me immortality or give me death. Share on Facebook      
38Give me liberty, or give me a bran muffin! Share on Facebook      
39Give some people an inch, and they think they are rulers. Share on Facebook      
40Give the anarchists an inch, and the next thing you know, they want to be in charge! Share on Facebook