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21Farting loudly in a moving elevator is foul on so many levels. Share on Facebook      
22Fat people are harder to kidnap. Share on Facebook      
23Father talking to his son: "Son, you should never lie. One lie begets another lie, then another lie, and before you know it, you're a lawyer." Share on Facebook      
24Fault finding is like window washing. All the dirt seems to be on the other side. Share on Facebook      
25Fax is stranger than fiction. Share on Facebook      
26Fear all mighty powers of Flab Foo...For my name is...Quait Fautt! Share on Facebook      
27Fear is just excitement in need of an attitude adjustment Share on Facebook      
28Fear not that your life will end soon. Oops, wait.. you didn't hear that from me. Share on Facebook      
29Federal Expresso: When you absolutely, positively have to stay up all night. Share on Facebook      
30Females do pursue me, if you count mosquitos. Share on Facebook      
31Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one. Share on Facebook      
32Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. Share on Facebook      
33Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children cope with teenagers of their own! Share on Facebook      
34Few women admit their age, few men act it. Share on Facebook      
35Fiction is our own reality. Share on Facebook      
36Fifty-six percent of all women carry condoms. The other 44% carry babies. Share on Facebook      
37Fight crime: Shoot back! Share on Facebook      
38Fighting for peace is like fighting for it to rain. Share on Facebook      
39Fill what's empty, empty what's full, scratch where it itches. Share on Facebook      
40Filthy Stinking Rich... Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad Share on Facebook