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21Editing is a rewording activity Share on Facebook      
22Education and intelligence aren't the same thing! Share on Facebook      
23Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness. Share on Facebook      
24Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average. Share on Facebook      
25Einstein said that talking to yourself is a sign of intelligence. Answering yourself, however, is a sign of insanity. Share on Facebook      
26Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance. Share on Facebook      
27Electrical Engineers do it with more power and at higher frequency. Share on Facebook      
28Electricity is merely heat speeded up. Share on Facebook      
29Electricity is really just organized lightning. Share on Facebook      
30Elephants wear tu-tus so they can hide in pine trees. Did you ever see an elephant in a pine tree? No? Well then, you know it works. Share on Facebook      
31Elvis is dead, Mozart is dead, Einstein is dead, and I'm not feeling so great myself. Share on Facebook      
32Energizer Bunny Arrested - charged with battery. Share on Facebook      
33Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing. Share on Facebook      
34Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. Share on Facebook      
35Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. Share on Facebook      
36Enough is enough...unless of course you're a nymphomaniac! Share on Facebook      
37Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. Share on Facebook      
38Entropy has us outnumbered. Share on Facebook      
39Entropy isn't what it used to be. Share on Facebook      
40Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is a balanced diet. Share on Facebook