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21Deciding not to choose is still making a choice. Share on Facebook      
22Deep down I'm actually glad that my neighbour cares enough to sue me. Share on Facebook      
23Deep Throat: Think about it. There is actually a semi-important figure in American history who is named for a blow-job movie. How do school teachers handle this? Share on Facebook      
24Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. Share on Facebook      
25Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it. Share on Facebook      
26Defeat isn't bitter if you sprinkle dirty revenge on it. Share on Facebook      
27Definition of a Dance: A navel engagement without the loss of semen. Share on Facebook      
28Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex. Share on Facebook      
29Definition of a Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary! Share on Facebook      
30Definition of Innocence: Nun working in condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice. Share on Facebook      
31Deja Fu: the feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before. Share on Facebook      
32Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. Share on Facebook      
33Deja Vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends. Share on Facebook      
34Democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried. Share on Facebook      
35Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper. Share on Facebook      
36Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be President and anyone who doesn't grow up can be Vice President. Share on Facebook      
37Democracy: The theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. Share on Facebook      
38Denial is not a river in Egypt. Share on Facebook      
39Department of Redundancy Department Share on Facebook      
40Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Share on Facebook