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21Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe halted. Share on Facebook      
22Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master. Share on Facebook      
23Capitalism can exist in one of two states: Welfare, and Warfare. Share on Facebook      
24Capitalism: the astounding belief that the most wicked of men will do the most wicked of things for the greatest good of everyone. Share on Facebook      
25Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due. Share on Facebook      
26Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants. Share on Facebook      
27Carpe Jugulum: Go for the throat. Share on Facebook      
28Carpenter's rule: cut to fit, beat into place. Share on Facebook      
29Carving a canoe isn't that hard. You just take a big block of wood and chip away everything that's not a canoe. Share on Facebook      
30Cat: the other white meat. Share on Facebook      
31Cats make everything taste better. Share on Facebook      
32Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly. Share on Facebook      
33Celebrate life with ketchup! Share on Facebook      
34Celebrity: someone who works all his life to be recognized, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Share on Facebook      
35Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic. Share on Facebook      
36Celibacy is not hereditary. Share on Facebook      
37Cell phones are also the only thing about which men sit around and brag who's got the smallest. Share on Facebook      
38Cell-phone: a way to speak to yourself without anyone noticing. Share on Facebook      
39Censorship? We don't have any censorship. If we did, I couldn't say XXXX or XXXX. Share on Facebook      
40Challenges can be stepping stones or stumbling blocks. It's just a matter of how you view them. Share on Facebook