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21Baseball is wrong. A man with 4 balls cannot walk. Share on Facebook      
22Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? Share on Facebook      
23Basic unit of laryngitis == 1 hoarsepower Share on Facebook      
24Batteries not included. Share on Facebook      
25Be alert. The world needs more lerts. Share on Facebook      
26Be as friendly to the janitor as you are to the chairman of the board. Share on Facebook      
27Be bold in what you stand for; and careful what you fall for. Share on Facebook      
28Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Share on Facebook      
29Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment. Share on Facebook      
30Be different: Conform. Share on Facebook      
31Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Share on Facebook      
32Be good or be good at it! Share on Facebook      
33Be good. If you can't be good, have fun. Share on Facebook      
34Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. Share on Facebook      
35Be more concerned about your character than about your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think of you. Share on Facebook      
36Be naughty and save Santa the trip. Share on Facebook      
37Be naughty next year. Save Santa the trip. Share on Facebook      
38Be nice to dragons, for you are crunchy, and go well with ketchup. Share on Facebook      
39Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them all on the way down. Share on Facebook      
40Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. Share on Facebook