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21A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult. Share on Facebook      
22A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn-signal fluid." Share on Facebook      
23A boy becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world have nothing to do with tires. Share on Facebook      
24A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward. Share on Facebook      
25A budget is something we go without to stay within. Share on Facebook      
26A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it. Share on Facebook      
27A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. Share on Facebook      
28A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business. Share on Facebook      
29A camel is a horse designed by a committee. Share on Facebook      
30A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other. Share on Facebook      
31A careful study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything, was last year. Share on Facebook      
32A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture. Share on Facebook      
33A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised. Share on Facebook      
34A cement mixer collided with a prison van. Be on the lookout for hardened criminals. Share on Facebook      
35A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste. Share on Facebook      
36A chicken coop always has two doors If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan. Share on Facebook      
37A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes. Share on Facebook      
38A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of chocolate, and a good book. Ah, Paradise! Share on Facebook      
39A christian is a man who feels repentant on a Sunday, for what he did on Saturday and will do again on Monday. Share on Facebook      
40A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other. Share on Facebook