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361I have the body of a god. Buddha. Share on Facebook      
362I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil. Share on Facebook      
363I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia. Share on Facebook      
364I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world. Perhaps you've seen it. Share on Facebook      
365I have this nagging suspicion that everyone is out to make me paranoid. Share on Facebook      
366I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. Share on Facebook      
367I have to say that, in a darkened room, a flaming toilet has a strange kind of beauty that can only be described as 'a strange kind of beauty.' Share on Facebook      
368I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself. Share on Facebook      
369I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car. The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. Share on Facebook      
370I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated. Share on Facebook      
371I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. Share on Facebook      
372I haven't had sex since 1959. Of course it's only 21:00 now. Share on Facebook      
373I haven't lost my mind, I know exactly where I left it. Share on Facebook      
374I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere. Share on Facebook      
375I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. She gets mad if I interrupt her. Share on Facebook      
376I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. Share on Facebook      
377I heard you changed your mind. What did you do with the diaper? Share on Facebook      
378I heard you, and so what if the world's ending at noon today, I can't chat with you until tomorrow. Share on Facebook      
379I hooked up the gas pedal in my car to the brake lights. I floor it, the people behind me stop, and I'm gone Share on Facebook      
380I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed. Share on Facebook