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361A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one. Share on Facebook      
362A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Share on Facebook      
363A woman is like a tea bag... you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water. Share on Facebook      
364A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off. Share on Facebook      
365A woman makes a wonderful companion, but I wouldn't want to own one. Share on Facebook      
366A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't. Share on Facebook      
367A woman never shot a man while he was doing dishes. Share on Facebook      
368A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas. Share on Facebook      
369A woman's favorite position is CEO. Share on Facebook      
370A woman's greatest power is her vulnerability. Share on Facebook      
371A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty. Share on Facebook      
372A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often. Share on Facebook      
373A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Share on Facebook      
374A world without war; a dream to some, a nightmare to the arms manufacturers. Share on Facebook      
375A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God. Share on Facebook      
376A young child is a noise with dirt on it. Share on Facebook      
377A young hooker uses Vaseline to get it in...an old one uses PolyGrip to keep it in. Share on Facebook      
378A young person knows the rules but the old person knows the exceptions. Share on Facebook      
379Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy. Share on Facebook      
380Abandoning my search for truth, I am now looking for a good fantasy. Share on Facebook