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341When spider webs unite, they can tie up a lion. Share on Facebook      
342When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. Share on Facebook      
343When the blind leadeth the blind, get out of the way. Share on Facebook      
344When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves. Share on Facebook      
345When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. Share on Facebook      
346When the going gets tough, the tough get going. Share on Facebook      
347When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break. Share on Facebook      
348When the going gets tough, the tough use duct tape. Share on Facebook      
349When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. Share on Facebook      
350When the human body is immersed in warm water, the telephone will ring. Share on Facebook      
351When the knives are in me, I am at peace. Share on Facebook      
352When the mouth stumbles, it is worse than the foot. Share on Facebook      
353When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail. Share on Facebook      
354When the pain of staying sober becomes less than the pain of getting drunk, you'll stay sober. Share on Facebook      
355When the people come, don't call where they're taking you the land of the magic white jackets. It makes them drive faster. Share on Facebook      
356When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. Share on Facebook      
357When the sun comes up, I have morals again. Share on Facebook      
358When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, the ass of reason goes unwiped. Share on Facebook      
359When the world gets you down, look up and curse. Share on Facebook      
360When there's a will, I want to be in it. Share on Facebook