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341The only really decent thing to do behind a person's back is pat it. Share on Facebook      
342The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was, "Go! You might meet somebody!" Share on Facebook      
343The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen all at once. Share on Facebook      
344The only reason I take my wife anywhere is so I don't have to kiss her goodbye. Share on Facebook      
345The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. Share on Facebook      
346The only reason my wife has an orgasm, is so she'll have something else to moan about. Share on Facebook      
347The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. Share on Facebook      
348The only sense that is common in the long run is the sense of change. We instinctively avoid it. Share on Facebook      
349The only stupid question is the question you don't ask. Share on Facebook      
350The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. Share on Facebook      
351The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. Share on Facebook      
352The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire. Share on Facebook      
353The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Share on Facebook      
354The only thing worse than an ignorant man is an ignorant man with a bible. Share on Facebook      
355The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. Share on Facebook      
356The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work, is that you end up at work. Share on Facebook      
357The only thing you have to do is breathe; Everything else is just optional. Share on Facebook      
358The only time a woman wishes that she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. Share on Facebook      
359The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. Share on Facebook      
360The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire. Share on Facebook