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341A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with. Share on Facebook      
342A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. Share on Facebook      
343A very wise mute once said : Share on Facebook      
344A vibration is a motion that can't make up its mind which way it wants to go. Share on Facebook      
345A waist is a terrible thing to mind Share on Facebook      
346A walrus is like Tupperware...they both like a tight seal. Share on Facebook      
347A weak mind is like a microscope. It magnifies trifling things, but cannot receive great ones. Share on Facebook      
348A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend. Share on Facebook      
349A weird thing about humans is we work till we're sick to get a fortune, then pay a fortune to get well again. Share on Facebook      
350A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous. Share on Facebook      
351A wife is a person who can look in the top drawer of a dresser and find a man's handkerchief that isn't there. Share on Facebook      
352A wino asked me for change... I gave him my shirt. Share on Facebook      
353A wise enemy is still safer than a fool friend. Share on Facebook      
354A wise man learns from his mistakes. A wiser man learns from others' mistakes. Share on Facebook      
355A wise man may look ridiculous in the company of fools. Share on Facebook      
356A wise person has something to say, a fool has to say something. Share on Facebook      
357A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home." Share on Facebook      
358A witty saying proves nothing. Share on Facebook      
359A wolf in sheeps clothing needs professional help. Share on Facebook      
360A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. Share on Facebook