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321The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. Share on Facebook      
322The one who says it can't be done should never interrupt the one doing it. Share on Facebook      
323The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable. Share on Facebook      
324The only bad publicity is an obituary. Share on Facebook      
325The only certain thing in life is death. Share on Facebook      
326The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Share on Facebook      
327The only difference between fear and adventure is how much you breathe. Share on Facebook      
328The only difference between the people I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him. Share on Facebook      
329The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with them. Share on Facebook      
330The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music. Share on Facebook      
331The only job you start at the top is digging a hole. Share on Facebook      
332The only knowledge that can hurt you is the knowledge you don't have. Share on Facebook      
333The only man completely at peace is the man without a navel. Share on Facebook      
334The only man who is a bigger fool than the one who knows it all is the one who will argue with him. Share on Facebook      
335The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Share on Facebook      
336The only people who appreciate change are wet babies. Share on Facebook      
337The only perfect science is hindsight. Share on Facebook      
338The only person to invite you on a round-the-world trip would be the Flat Earth Society. Share on Facebook      
339The only place where success comes before work is the Dictionary. Share on Facebook      
340The only problem with being best man at a wedding is you never get a chance to prove it! Share on Facebook