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321A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell. Share on Facebook      
322A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops. Share on Facebook      
323A teacher is a person who used to think he liked children. Share on Facebook      
324A teacher observed a boy entering the classroom with dirty hands. She stopped him and said, "Johnny, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that?" With a smile the boy replied, "I think I'd be too polite to mention it." Share on Facebook      
325A theater without beer is just a museum. Share on Facebook      
326A thousand words are worth a picture... and they load faster, too. Share on Facebook      
327A tightrope-walker tripping on a sidewalk is completely unacceptable. Share on Facebook      
328A toast to alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. Share on Facebook      
329A travel agent offered me a 21 day special. He told me I would fly from New York to London. Then from Tokyo back to New York. I asked him...how am I supposed to get from London to Tokyo? He told me . . . that is why we give you 21 days. Share on Facebook      
330A tree fell in the forest. A man didn't hear it. He's dead now. Share on Facebook      
331A tree never hits an automobile... except in self-defense. Share on Facebook      
332A true friend stabs you in the front. Share on Facebook      
333A true friend thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked. Share on Facebook      
334A truly perfect marriage would be one between a blind woman and a deaf man. Share on Facebook      
335A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. Share on Facebook      
336A truth spoken before its time is dangerous. Share on Facebook      
337A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. Share on Facebook      
338A twofold national problem is how to preserve the wilderness in the country and get rid of the jungle in the cities. Share on Facebook      
339A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. Share on Facebook      
340A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be. Share on Facebook