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301My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. Share on Facebook      
302My kid had sex with your honor student. Share on Facebook      
303My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. Share on Facebook      
304My life has a superb cast ...I just can't figure out the plot. Share on Facebook      
305My life needs a rewind/erase button. Share on Facebook      
306My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. Share on Facebook      
307My love is so great that a thousand men could not keep me from stalking you. Share on Facebook      
308My love life is such a disaster...last night the Red Cross showed up. Share on Facebook      
309My mail is a little slow. Last month my flower seeds came as a bouquet. Share on Facebook      
310My marriage turned out to be a rest period between romances. Share on Facebook      
311My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." Share on Facebook      
312My mental facilities are TWICE what yours are, you pea brain! Share on Facebook      
313My mind contains many good ideas, but it is not always easy to squeeze one out. Share on Facebook      
314My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states. Share on Facebook      
315My mind is like concrete: thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. Share on Facebook      
316My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely. Share on Facebook      
317My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. Share on Facebook      
318My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. Share on Facebook      
319My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. Share on Facebook      
320My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. Share on Facebook