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281The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. Share on Facebook      
282The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher probability of its success. Share on Facebook      
283The more things change, the more they stay insane Share on Facebook      
284The more vital your research, the less people will understand it. Share on Facebook      
285The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. Share on Facebook      
286The more you disapprove, the more fun it is for me. Share on Facebook      
287The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets. Share on Facebook      
288The more you say, the less people remember. Share on Facebook      
289The most common greeting in Florida: How's the hip? Share on Facebook      
290The most common pregnancy craving is for men to be the ones who get pregnant. Share on Facebook      
291The most effective copyright protection known to man: a scratched CD. Share on Facebook      
292The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method. Share on Facebook      
293The most enjoyable way to follow a vegetable diet is to let the cow eat it, and then eat the cow. Share on Facebook      
294The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not Eureka! [I found it!] but rather,hmm.... that's funny...' Share on Facebook      
295The most important item in an order will no longer be available. Share on Facebook      
296The most important thing in the application development is the name. An application will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable application. Share on Facebook      
297The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: Management. Share on Facebook      
298The most interesting results happen only once. Share on Facebook      
299The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents. Share on Facebook      
300The most powerful force in the universe is gossip. Share on Facebook