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281My greatest fear in life is that no-one will remember me after I'm dead. - some dead guy Share on Facebook      
282My greatest fear is that there is no PMS and this is my personality.... Share on Facebook      
283My greatest fear is there is no such thing as PMS and this is really my wife's personality. Share on Facebook      
284My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom Share on Facebook      
285My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom. Share on Facebook      
286My hometown is so tough, gun shops have "Back to School" sales. Share on Facebook      
287My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. Share on Facebook      
288My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. Share on Facebook      
289My house was clean last week... Sorry you missed it. Share on Facebook      
290My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. Share on Facebook      
291My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. Share on Facebook      
292My husband is always online trying to find useless facts. I'm afraid he is an "infomaniac". Share on Facebook      
293My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said. Share on Facebook      
294My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. Share on Facebook      
295My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Share on Facebook      
296My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems. Share on Facebook      
297My income seems to be the only thing I can't live without or within. Share on Facebook      
298My insurance salesman doesn't bother me anymore since I took out a $100,000 life insurance policy on him. Share on Facebook      
299My job is secure. No one else wants it. Share on Facebook      
300My Karma ran over your Dogma. Share on Facebook