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281A real person has two reasons for doing anything: the good reason, and the real reason. Share on Facebook      
282A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car. Share on Facebook      
283A religion that is small enough for us to understand would not be large enough for our needs. Share on Facebook      
284A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend. Share on Facebook      
285A report said that Osama Bin Laden is hiding where no one else ever goes. Police are searching all movie theaters that are showing the newest Pauly Shore movie. Share on Facebook      
286A retired husband is a wife's full time job. Share on Facebook      
287A rich person is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least. Share on Facebook      
288A rumor is as hard to unspread as butter. Share on Facebook      
289A scientist can discover a new star, but he cannot make one. He would have to ask an engineer to do that. Share on Facebook      
290A seafood diet is the best: whenever you see food, eat it. Share on Facebook      
291A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago. Share on Facebook      
292A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same head. Share on Facebook      
293A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind. Share on Facebook      
294A ship floats on the water; but I'll bet you it would float on sand too. Share on Facebook      
295A ship in harbour is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. Share on Facebook      
296A short cut is the longest distance between two points. Share on Facebook      
297A short line outside a building becomes a long line inside. Share on Facebook      
298A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. Share on Facebook      
299A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. Share on Facebook      
300A single reason why you can do something is worth 100 reasons why you can't. Share on Facebook