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261The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. Share on Facebook      
262The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. Share on Facebook      
263The main trouble with mental notes is, the ink fades so fast Share on Facebook      
264The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. Share on Facebook      
265The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. Share on Facebook      
266The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. Share on Facebook      
267The Meaning Of Life is--Crunchy Peanut Butter Share on Facebook      
268The Meaning Of Life: The reason that we're all here is that it was too crowded where we were supposed to go. Share on Facebook      
269The measure of a man's intelligence is inversely proportional to the amount of time he keeps his mouth open. Share on Facebook      
270The meek shall inherit the earth, if that's OK with you... Share on Facebook      
271The meek shall inherit the earth. After we're through with it. Share on Facebook      
272The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you. Share on Facebook      
273The memory of bad quality lasts longer than the shock of high prices. Share on Facebook      
274The mind can only stand what the butt can endure. Share on Facebook      
275The mind is like a parachute, it works better when it's open. Share on Facebook      
276The minute you start talking about what you are going to do if you lose, you have lost. Share on Facebook      
277The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth. Share on Facebook      
278The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking they've been anointed. Share on Facebook      
279The moment for calm and rational discussion is past, now is the time for senseless bickering. Share on Facebook      
280The Moral Majority is neither. Share on Facebook