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261Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid. Share on Facebook      
262SuPeR-cAlA-fRaGiLiStIc-ExPiAlIdOtIoUs...blah, blah, blah...I feel all "entellijant" now... Share on Facebook      
263Supernatural: how you have to act to get onto an aeroplane unmolested these days. Share on Facebook      
264Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. Share on Facebook      
265Support the 28th Amendment: Convicted felons shall not have the right to demand or expect better treatment or conditions than the members of the public at large. Share on Facebook      
266Support your local Search and Rescue unit. Get lost. Share on Facebook      
267Support your local undertaker. Drop dead. Share on Facebook      
268Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Share on Facebook      
269Sure I had a drinking problem, but I looked at it more as a drinking opportunity. Share on Facebook      
270Sure you can trust the government! Just ask a native American! Share on Facebook      
271Sure, go ahead, try to hit me. But I must warn you, I am a master of the martial ar...OUCH! Dude, that hurt! Share on Facebook      
272Sure, I like to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. Share on Facebook      
273Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway. Share on Facebook      
274Sure, when... - OINK FLAP OINK FLAP - Well I'll be darned! Share on Facebook      
275Sure, when... - oink flap oink flap - well I'll be darned! Share on Facebook      
276System analysis is the process of finding exactly the right wrench to pound in the required screw. Share on Facebook      
277System of a Down: A system that loses power excessively. Share on Facebook