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261Drive defensively - buy a tank. Share on Facebook      
262Drive not responding. [A]bort, [R]etry or [I]mpale? Share on Facebook      
263Drive-In banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. Share on Facebook      
264Driver carries no cash. He's married. Share on Facebook      
265Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. Share on Facebook      
266Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember. Share on Facebook      
267Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route. Share on Facebook      
268Drugs: accomplish your dreams. Share on Facebook      
269Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it. Share on Facebook      
270Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. Share on Facebook      
271Due to intense mind fog, all my thoughts have been grounded. Share on Facebook      
272During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. Share on Facebook      
273Dyslexia means never having to say that you're yrros. Share on Facebook      
274Dyslexics are teople poo. Share on Facebook      
275Dyslexics have more fnu. Share on Facebook      
276Dyslexics have more nuf Share on Facebook      
277Dyslexics of the world, untie! Share on Facebook