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261A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. Share on Facebook      
262A phone call costs less than you think. Soon it'll cost more than you believe. Share on Facebook      
263A picture may be worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times more memory! Share on Facebook      
264A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. Share on Facebook      
265A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think they are the only one who can save the ship. Share on Facebook      
266A politician is the one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. Share on Facebook      
267A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything, except office. Share on Facebook      
268A politician will stand for what he thinks people will fall for. Share on Facebook      
269A poor person isn't he who has little, but he who needs a lot. Share on Facebook      
270A poor report card has one good thing in its favor: at least you know the student is not cheating. Share on Facebook      
271A poor surgeon hurts 1 person at a time. A poor teacher hurts 130. Share on Facebook      
272A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Share on Facebook      
273A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. Share on Facebook      
274A procrastinator's work is never done. Share on Facebook      
275A professional golfer takes longer to line up a six-foot putt than the Toyota Corporation takes to turn raw iron ore into a Corolla. Share on Facebook      
276A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. Share on Facebook      
277A promise is a debt. Share on Facebook      
278A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. Share on Facebook      
279A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Share on Facebook      
280A real patriot is someone who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. Share on Facebook