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241When an octopus puts on deodorant, how does he remember where he started? Share on Facebook      
242When an old man dies, a library burns down. Share on Facebook      
243When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear. Share on Facebook      
244When asked a/s/l in a chat room, I find it humorus to reply with a casual "old enough to know better, still too young to care/yah, last night/dreamland" aproach. Share on Facebook      
245When blondes have more fun, do they know it? Share on Facebook      
246When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? Share on Facebook      
247When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. Share on Facebook      
248When climbing the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your skirt! Share on Facebook      
249When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? Share on Facebook      
250When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl. Share on Facebook      
251When did I realize I was God? Well I was praying, and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. Share on Facebook      
252When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Share on Facebook      
253When dogs leap onto your bed, it's because they adore being with you. When cats leap onto your bed, it's because they adore your bed. Share on Facebook      
254When everything seems to be going against you, remember the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. Share on Facebook      
255When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Share on Facebook      
256When everything's coming your way... you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way. Share on Facebook      
257When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey. Share on Facebook      
258When I am sad, I sing, and then the world is sad with me. Share on Facebook      
259When I catch you, I'm going to rip out your eyes and shove them down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap outa' you! Share on Facebook      
260When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass. Share on Facebook