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241The Internet: All the piracy, none of the scurvy. Share on Facebook      
242The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire. Share on Facebook      
243The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" Share on Facebook      
244The key to safe sex is in the palm of your hand. Share on Facebook      
245The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Share on Facebook      
246The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store... with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store..." Share on Facebook      
247The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. Share on Facebook      
248The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do. Share on Facebook      
249The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. Share on Facebook      
250The last time politics and religion were mixed, people were burned at the stake. Share on Facebook      
251The last time someone listened to a Bush, a bunch of people wandered in the desert for 40 years! Share on Facebook      
252The law is a rule to the fool, but a guide to the wise. Share on Facebook      
253The Law of Common Sense - Never accept a drink from a urologist. Share on Facebook      
254The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount of money spent on the wedding. Share on Facebook      
255The lesson is what you read in the fine print. The experience is what you get when you don't. Share on Facebook      
256The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. Share on Facebook      
257The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the on coming train. Share on Facebook      
258The little voices in my head want you to shut up. Share on Facebook      
259The longer the title the less important the job. Share on Facebook      
260The Lord gave us the power to procreate. So, let's practice! Share on Facebook