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241Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. Share on Facebook      
242Strip mining prevents forest fires. Share on Facebook      
243Studies have proven that 6 out of 7 people enjoy gang rape. Share on Facebook      
244Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! Share on Facebook      
245Stupidity runs in the family... It's a good thing I'm adopted. Share on Facebook      
246Stupidity: doing the same things over and over and expecting different results. Share on Facebook      
247Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood. Share on Facebook      
248Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. Share on Facebook      
249Suburbia: where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them. Share on Facebook      
250Success always occurs in private and failure in full view. Share on Facebook      
251Success comes in cans...Failure comes in can'ts. Share on Facebook      
252Success is a relative term! It brings so many relatives! Share on Facebook      
253Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. Share on Facebook      
254Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. Share on Facebook      
255Success stops when you do. Share on Facebook      
256Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! Share on Facebook      
257Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Share on Facebook      
258Suicide is a way of telling God 'You can't fire me... I QUIT!' Share on Facebook      
259Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism. Share on Facebook      
260Summer must be over. My neighbour just returned my lawn furniture. Share on Facebook