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241Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia. Share on Facebook      
242Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. Share on Facebook      
243Don't worry that there won't be a tomorrow, it's already tomorrow in Australia. Share on Facebook      
244Don't worry. I forgot your name too. Share on Facebook      
245Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time. Share on Facebook      
246Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night. Share on Facebook      
247Don't you just love nature, despite what it did to you? Share on Facebook      
248Don't you think 'All-Dressed' potato chips should come with little bowties? Share on Facebook      
249Donkey: a horse designed by a study team. Share on Facebook      
250Double your drive space. Delete Windows! Share on Facebook      
251Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. Share on Facebook      
252Dream but always with your eyes wide open. Share on Facebook      
253Drilling for oil is boring. Share on Facebook      
254Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy! Share on Facebook      
255Drink wet cement - get stoned. Share on Facebook      
256Drink your coffee, there are people in India sleeping. Share on Facebook      
257Drinking and driving is the biggest cause of vehicle damage in the world. Special effects are a close second. Share on Facebook      
258Drinking makes me see double and feel single. Share on Facebook      
259Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get. Share on Facebook      
260Drive carefully; it's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. Share on Facebook