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241A penny saved is ridiculous. Share on Facebook      
242A penny will hide the biggest star in the universe if you hold it close enough to your eye. Share on Facebook      
243A perfect guest is one who makes his host feel at home. Share on Facebook      
244A perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else. Share on Facebook      
245A person can fail many times, but they are not really a failure until they start to blame someone else. Share on Facebook      
246A person is getting along the road to wisdom when they begin to realize that their opinion is just another opinion. Share on Facebook      
247A person is grown up not when they can take care of themselves, but when they can take care of others. Share on Facebook      
248A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry. Share on Facebook      
249A person should gamble every day, because think of how bad it would be to walk around being lucky and not know it. Share on Facebook      
250A person who can speak many languages is not necessarily more valuable than a person who can listen in one. Share on Facebook      
251A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. Share on Facebook      
252A person who makes no mistakes, generally makes nothing. Share on Facebook      
253A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat. Share on Facebook      
254A person without knowledge of his history is like a tree without roots. Share on Facebook      
255A person's character and their garden both reflect the amount of weeding that was done during the growing season. Share on Facebook      
256A pessimist counting his blessings: 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... Share on Facebook      
257A pessimist is a man who feels that all women are bad...an optimist hopes so. Share on Facebook      
258A pessimist is someone who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks. Share on Facebook      
259A pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholesterol. Share on Facebook      
260A Pessimist is what an Optimist calls a Realist. Share on Facebook