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221Your gene pool could use a little chlorine. Share on Facebook      
222Your job is still better than asking "You want fries with that?" Share on Facebook      
223Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. Share on Facebook      
224Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. Share on Facebook      
225Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!. Share on Facebook      
226Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends. Share on Facebook      
227Your so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back to you! Share on Facebook      
228Your stupid! (wait for it...) Share on Facebook      
229Your temper is the only thing you can lose and still have. Share on Facebook      
230Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with. Share on Facebook      
231Your worst humiliation is only someone else's momentary entertainment. Share on Facebook      
232Youth is when we are always hunting greener pastures, and middle age is when we can barely mow the one we've got. Share on Facebook      
233Youth looks ahead, old age looks back, and middle age looks tired. Share on Facebook      
234Youth wastes away, but immaturity can last a lifetime. Share on Facebook