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221Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. Share on Facebook      
222Whatever it is that's eating you, it must be suffering horribly. Share on Facebook      
223Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. Share on Facebook      
224Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Share on Facebook      
225Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Share on Facebook      
226When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen. Share on Facebook      
227When a man of 60 marries a girl of 21, it's like buying a book for someone else to read. Share on Facebook      
228When a man says "it's a silly, childish game", it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Share on Facebook      
229When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Share on Facebook      
230When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Share on Facebook      
231When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. Share on Facebook      
232When a person wants to believe something, it doesn't take much to convince them. Share on Facebook      
233When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. Share on Facebook      
234When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. Share on Facebook      
235When all else fails, admit I'm right and kiss my ass. Share on Facebook      
236When all else fails, follow the instructions. Share on Facebook      
237When all else fails, lower your standards. Share on Facebook      
238When all else fails, violence prevails. Share on Facebook      
239When all men think alike, no one thinks very much. Share on Facebook      
240When all you have is an axe, every problem seems like hours of fun. Share on Facebook