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221The happiest time in any man's life is just after the first divorce. Share on Facebook      
222The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. Share on Facebook      
223The hardest thing in life is to do nothing... you never know when your finished. Share on Facebook      
224The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn. Share on Facebook      
225The hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. Share on Facebook      
226The height of your accomplishments will equal the depth of your convictions. Share on Facebook      
227The horn of plenty is usually the one behind you in traffic! Share on Facebook      
228The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality. – Dante Share on Facebook      
229The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. Share on Facebook      
230The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. Share on Facebook      
231The human race is like granola - if you take away all the nuts and fruits all you have left is a bunch of flakes. Share on Facebook      
232The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. Share on Facebook      
233The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays "Helter Skelter." Share on Facebook      
234The idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it. Share on Facebook      
235The idea is to die young as late as possible. Share on Facebook      
236The important things are always simple. Share on Facebook      
237The insane create worlds, the sane live in them... the sane create cages, the insane live in them. Share on Facebook      
238The internet is all done with smoke and mirrors. Share on Facebook      
239The internet isn't better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble. Share on Facebook      
240The internet... Where women are men and 12 year old boys are FBI agents. Share on Facebook