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221Speak the affirmative; emphasize your choice by utterly ignoring all that you reject. Share on Facebook      
222Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. Share on Facebook      
223Spelling is a lossed art. Share on Facebook      
224Spontaneous Combustion: A phenomenon induced in pyromaniacs by the camera crews of shows such as 'believe it or not'. Share on Facebook      
225Spotted on the back of a T-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: If you see me running, try to keep up. Share on Facebook      
226Squirrels - nature's speed bumps. Share on Facebook      
227Stable relationships are for horses. Share on Facebook      
228Stack empty Cornflake packets along hallways and at the foot of stairs to reduce the risk of injury in the event of a fall. Share on Facebook      
229Stand on toilet: get high on pot. Share on Facebook      
230Statistics are like bikinis. What they conceal is more important than what they reveal. Share on Facebook      
231Statistics show every two minutes another statistic is created. Share on Facebook      
232Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn't that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds? Share on Facebook      
233Stay in with the outs. Share on Facebook      
234Sterility is not hereditary. Share on Facebook      
235Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them! Share on Facebook      
236Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you. Share on Facebook      
237Stop the world. I want to get off. Share on Facebook      
238Stoplights timed for 30 mph are also timed for 60 mph. Share on Facebook      
239Strangers have the best candy. Share on Facebook      
240Streakers beware: Your end is in sight! Share on Facebook