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221I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out. Share on Facebook      
222I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. Share on Facebook      
223I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation - but I'm not very good at it. Share on Facebook      
224I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand? Share on Facebook      
225I feel better after I wine a little. Share on Facebook      
226I feel like a 20-year-old. But there's never one around. Share on Facebook      
227I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Share on Facebook      
228I feel like I've been shot at and missed and shit at and hit ! Share on Facebook      
229I feel like the whole world is a car wash and I'm riding a bike. Share on Facebook      
230I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here. Share on Facebook      
231I feel sorry for confetti. Its useful life lasts about two seconds. And it can never be used again. Share on Facebook      
232I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. Share on Facebook      
233I feel that there is an angel inside me whom I am constantly shocking. Share on Facebook      
234I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice. Share on Facebook      
235I figure you have the same chance of winning lottery whether you play or not. Share on Facebook      
236I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify". I wrote "Doctor"... What's my mother going to do? Share on Facebook      
237I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. Share on Facebook      
238I finally quit smoking by using the patch. I put six of them over my mouth. Share on Facebook      
239I find that planning my future saves me from regretting my past. Share on Facebook      
240I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way. Share on Facebook