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221How's your noodle? Share on Facebook      
222Humans are like tea bags. They never realize their strength until they are put in hot water. Share on Facebook      
223Humans were invented by water, for transporting it uphill. Share on Facebook      
224Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less. Share on Facebook      
225Humor is to life what shock absorbers are to an automobile. Share on Facebook      
226Humor to a man is like a feather pillow. It is filled with what is easy to get but gives great comfort. Share on Facebook      
227Humpty Dumpty was pushed. Share on Facebook      
228Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car. Share on Facebook      
229Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got. Share on Facebook