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221Don't steal. That's the government's job. Share on Facebook      
222Don't stop to stomp on ants when the elephants are stampeding. Share on Facebook      
223Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Share on Facebook      
224Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. Share on Facebook      
225Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive. Share on Facebook      
226Don't take life too seriously. No one gets out alive. Share on Facebook      
227Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave. Share on Facebook      
228Don't teach your children the value of a dollar if they find out , they'll ask for two. Share on Facebook      
229Don't tell a man how to do a thing. Tell him what you want done, and he'll surprise you with his ingenuity. Share on Facebook      
230Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective. Share on Facebook      
231Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. Share on Facebook      
232Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches. Share on Facebook      
233Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. Share on Facebook      
234Don't think you're on the right road just because it's a well-beaten path. Share on Facebook      
235Don't treat me any differently than you would the queen. Share on Facebook      
236Don't trust reality. After all, it's only a collective hunch. Share on Facebook      
237Don't try to have the last word, you might get it. Share on Facebook      
238Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. Share on Facebook      
239Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church. Share on Facebook      
240Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. Share on Facebook